How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.