How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.