How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.