Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Swisconsin.
Al-ask-ya
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
They all have the same PR guy.
because Mace Windu nuffin
Bravefart
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
One U.S. Liter