What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter