What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter