Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!