Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

State Jokes More State Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.