Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.