Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.