How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.