How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.