What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes