Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.