Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
A: A new age song.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
She was fed up with the hole business.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
She didn't have the balls to do it
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Because 12 13 14!
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.