Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes