What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.