Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists