Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game