What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel