What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.