What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."