What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss