What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!