What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!