Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.