Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia