Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.