What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy