What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.