How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Previous Random Joke Next
King Jokes More King Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.