How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.