How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.