Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.