Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.