Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!