Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.