Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.