Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.