Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel