What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

El Jokes More El Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.