Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*