What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.