What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.