What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.