Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.