New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Delaware Jokes More Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.