Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.