Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.