How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch