How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.