Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Because he was out standing in his field.

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It was out standing in its field!

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An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

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Hotline Bling.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Because now his watch has ended.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.