Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!