Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.