Why does a rooster watch TV ?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.