Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse