Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.