Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse