A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!