A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke