A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.