A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.