A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"