What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.