What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.