Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.