Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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They're both raining bodies

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.