Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.