Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.