What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.