What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.