What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.