Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments