Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.