Because she had a frog in her throat.
Ah-so-late!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
In the Piggy bank
I said, "Piggy"
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.