Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)