Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...