Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.