How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.