How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.