How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.