How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.