How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.