Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.