Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because they're stuck between a 69.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Because they can't spell toboggan.
None, they were all minerals.
Because 68 69 70.
70 because after 69 your mouth's full.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.