What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.