What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.