What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.