What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.