What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.