What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.