What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.