What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.