What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.