What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot