What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.