How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.